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PostSubject: RP Zonkos Joke Shop   Sat 30 Aug 2014, 02:04

Quirky joke shop.
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PostSubject: Re: RP Zonkos Joke Shop   Sat 30 Aug 2014, 02:10

Evangeline looked around with thinly veiled disdain, while Remus was trying not to look too interested, all too aware of the prefect badge on his chest.
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PostSubject: Re: RP Zonkos Joke Shop   Sat 30 Aug 2014, 02:11

Millie stuck close to Evangeline. She leaned close to a cage full of what looked like puffballs, then gasped and jerked back when one exploded rainbow glitter all over her.
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PostSubject: Re: RP Zonkos Joke Shop   Sat 30 Aug 2014, 02:14

Evangeline tutted.

E: Very juvenile magic if you ask me.
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PostSubject: Re: RP Zonkos Joke Shop   Sat 30 Aug 2014, 02:17

M: Funny though. If it's not you.

She brushed the glitter off.
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PostSubject: Re: RP Zonkos Joke Shop   Sat 30 Aug 2014, 02:17

Amy was in her element. She clutched Remus' arm and pointed at a series of elaborate disguises.

A: Look at that wig! You could wear that, you'd look like Snape.

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PostSubject: Re: RP Zonkos Joke Shop   Sat 30 Aug 2014, 02:26

J: Nah, he isn't that ugly, even with a wig like that.

R: Cheers.

He smirked.

R: You don't need a wig, you can change your hair at will. Must save a fortune at Halloween.
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PostSubject: Re: RP Zonkos Joke Shop   Sat 30 Aug 2014, 02:28

A: I've already got my Halloween outfit planned though. And I like to see inspiration.

She looked at a set of 'Magic Mould' clay noses that moulded to the wearer's face.
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PostSubject: Re: RP Zonkos Joke Shop   Sat 30 Aug 2014, 02:32

Remus steered her away from the set just in case she bought it. He liked her nose. It was the only way he could recognise her in disguise.

R: Have you seen these Picking Pins? Choose your target and they follow them round!
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PostSubject: Re: RP Zonkos Joke Shop   Sat 30 Aug 2014, 02:34

A: Cool.

She picked up a packet and looked at the picture on the front.

A: Think I might get these.

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PostSubject: Re: RP Zonkos Joke Shop   Sat 30 Aug 2014, 02:37

M: 'Magic Chocolates - make the victim throw up for hours!'

She grimaced at the box of chocolates.
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PostSubject: Re: RP Zonkos Joke Shop   Sat 30 Aug 2014, 02:37

R: I've gone suddenly deaf and blind.

He turned around and left. James patted her on the shoulder.

J: Buy them quickly or he'll avoid you for the rest of the day.

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E: Disgusting...
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PostSubject: Re: RP Zonkos Joke Shop   Sat 30 Aug 2014, 02:40

Amy handed over the 14 sickles to the shopkeeper and trotted over to Remus.

A: Come on Lupin.

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Sirius glanced at some 'Palpable Smoke Rings' that some fifth year Hufflepuffs were fiddling with.
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PostSubject: Re: RP Zonkos Joke Shop   Sat 30 Aug 2014, 02:42

M: Ooh! 'Love Truffles: make the victim become infatuated with th object to their left for one hour.'

She giggled, deciding to buy them to get back at Regulus for his tickling jinx.
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PostSubject: Re: RP Zonkos Joke Shop   Sat 30 Aug 2014, 02:46

R: Oh look, you're holding an empty bag, how strange...

He winked.

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E: You aren't seriously going to buy them, are you?
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PostSubject: Re: RP Zonkos Joke Shop   Sat 30 Aug 2014, 02:50

M: Yes, I am! It's only a little fun, Evangeline.

She handed over the money to the shopkeeper and swung her bag happily.
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PostSubject: Re: RP Zonkos Joke Shop   Sat 30 Aug 2014, 02:52

E: Who do you intend to use them on?
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PostSubject: Re: RP Zonkos Joke Shop   Sat 30 Aug 2014, 02:52

A: Odd, isn't it. Tomes and Scrolls?

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PostSubject: Re: RP Zonkos Joke Shop   Sat 30 Aug 2014, 02:53

R: Hm? Sorry, I was busy not looking at your bag
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PostSubject: Re: RP Zonkos Joke Shop   Sat 30 Aug 2014, 02:57

M: I'm not telling, that would ruin the surprise.

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PostSubject: Re: RP Zonkos Joke Shop   Sat 30 Aug 2014, 02:58

A: Let's go to the book shop.

She grabbed his hand and tugged him away.
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PostSubject: Re: RP Zonkos Joke Shop   Sat 30 Aug 2014, 03:01

M: Anyone want to come to Quality Quidditch Supplies with me?

She called, moving towards the door.
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PostSubject: Re: RP Zonkos Joke Shop   Sat 30 Aug 2014, 03:05

James looked around, but Remus wasn't there. He frowned, and saw Amy was gone, too. He moved to Sirius.

J: Think they've scurried off to Madam Puddifoot's.

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E: Hm... make sure it isn't dangerous. What's to the person's left, that is. I'll come, but only so I'm not stuck with Sirius.
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PostSubject: Re: RP Zonkos Joke Shop   Sat 30 Aug 2014, 03:08

M: And not to spend time with me?

She rolled her eyes and went off with her
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PostSubject: Re: RP Zonkos Joke Shop   Sat 30 Aug 2014, 03:09

Sirius sniggered.

S: He was so weird on Friday. What got into him? Do you reckon...?
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