RP Gryffindor Common Room

R: Sirius, she had a point...

S: Yeah side with her.

He glowered.

R: I'm not siding with anyone! She was embarrassed for bumping into you and went on the offensive defence, if you know what I mean. But you obviously got her flustered last night, and you didn't have to be so cruel. If you'd apologised or spoken kindly then this could have been a chance to make amends!

J: And once you were on her good side, you could've gotten a leg over, like you obviously want to.

A: James!

Sirius looked outraged.

S: This is ridiculous! I'm not stopping to even look at her ever again!

Amy rolled her eyes.

Remus sighed heavily, retrieved his wand and flicked it.

R: Accio chart.

The chart from the library flew to his hands.

R: I doubt you're never going to look at her again, Sirius, judging from the scores you've given her here.

A: Scores? What scores?

She tried to snatch the chart.

Remus held it out of the way.

R: Nope, no, I'll read it to you!

S: Don't!

Amy clambered up, grabbing his leg, craning her neck to read it.

A: What are they?!

R: Just something Sirius did earlier, rating Evangeline's looks!

She huffed and say back down.

S: I will be really pissed off if you read them!

R: Maybe I'll put them on the walls on the Ravenclaw Common Room.

S: You wouldn't!

He gave a meaningful glance at Amy.

S: Maybe there are some numbers you wouldn't like to be seen!

R: Alright, alright, shush, I won't!

J: Wand measurements?

R: James I swear to Merlin.

A: Boys are horrible.

She got out her book.

S: Well whatever you say, Evangeline is way off about my charm. I don't even know what she means.

J: Neither do I, but a lot of girls seem affected by it, so maybe you have a kind of charm that only women see.

R: I know what Evangeline's talking about. Sirius, last night, and I want an honest answer, did you feel something when you were holding Evangeline? Something special? Like... I don't know. You didn't seem to hate her, then.

Sirius scoffed.

S: Don't make me laugh! It was her being... Weird!

Amy laughed at this.

R: Sirius, if we hadn't been there with you, and James hadn't been counting down so loudly, you would've kissed.

J: Seconded.

Amy made a noise that signified agreement.

S: That is not true! You are all confused.

He looked mad.

S: I wouldn't want to kiss a girl like her.

J: You kept harping on about lavender and looking into her eyes and don't think I didn't notice your other physical reactions.

Sirius shuffled in his seat.

S: I don't even know what you mean.

A: I'm pretending I don't.

R: Dilated pupils.

J: Dilated everything.

A: Ew.

She shuffled her legs.

S: That's a lie!

Remus rested his forearms on her legs, leaning back.

R: Whatever, that isn't the point.

S: The point is, she can't help stirring up drama!

He pushed his hair back, aggravated.

Amy turned the page in her book.

Remus sighed with his head back.

R: Sirius, she fancies you and you don't give her a scrap of attention if she doesn't make a scene.