RP Grand Hall

E: Honestly, Sirius, these childish lies do nothing for your reputation.

Evangeline said condescendingly.

S: Childish! You're the one pushing me put into the room looking like that!

E: The alternative was being locked in a small, dark, soundproof room with a man who was obviously extremely aroused. What did you expect me to do?

Interrupting this argument was Amy, who sat down quickly.

A: Hi.

Remus sat down even quicker, for the first time not next to Amy, but opposite her.

Amy tried not to look a bit crestfallen.

Evangeline discreetly flicked her wand and whispered something. Words appeared on the table in front of Sirius:
'Acrorthosis - a term for a medical condition characterised by an excess of erections.'

M: Oh, my gosh.

Millie moaned into her hands. This table was a disaster.

Sirius slammed his hand on the table.

S: Listen, smartarse! You're not funny!

E: I'm not trying to be; I'm simply concerned about your medical wellbeing.

S: Oh SURE!

M: She didn't kiss you though, Sirius, so you can just stop!

Millie looked at Evangeline.

M: ...You didn't actually kiss him, did you?

E: There's no need to shout, Sirius, you're only drawing attention to yourself.

She turned to Millie.

E: I did not kiss Sirius Black.

M: There you have it then.

Millie was looking at Sirius like he was the wrongdoer here. She scoffed, then finished off her last pancake and pushed her plate away.

S: You did!

Amy couldn't stand all this talk of kissing.

E: As I remember it, I did not kiss you, I did not ask you to kiss me, and I avoided your attempts to do so.

S: Your lips, my face. That counts. Right Amy?

A: Mm?

J: Right, what allegations are you making, Sirius?

E: Yes, do tell.

S: All I'm saying is she kissed me! Enough to... You know!

Amy rolled her eyes.

J: Who kissed who?

S: I don't know! There was definite... Suggestion!

A: You can't remember who kissed who?

E: Ah, yes, Sirius did kiss me. For about two seconds, and I then pushed him into a wall.

S: You said sorry! You said you'd panicked!

E: Yes, I apologised for pushing you into a wall, the cause of this action was my panic at being molested by you.

S: You kissed me too!

Amy looked bored.

A: I can't stand this. I'm going to the library.

She left.